Here are some gift ideas for those special men in your life. Follow these rules and you should have no problems.
Rule #1 – When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. As a man you can never have too many. No one knows why.
Rule #2 – If you can’t afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word “ratchet” or “socket” in it.
Rule #3 – If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A 99-cent ice scraper, or something to hang from his rear view mirror.
Rule #4 – Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes.
Rule #5 – You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man a big screen tv.
Rule #6 – do not buy any man industrial sized canisters of after shave or deodorant. I’m told they do not stink – they are earthy.
Rule #7 – buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere.
Rule #8 – Never buy a man anything that says “some assembly required” on the box. It will ruin his special day and he will always have parts left over.
Rule #9 – Men love chain saws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a chain saw. If you don’t know why, please refer to Rule #7 and what happens when he gets a label maker.
Rule #10 – It’s hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminium extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be an extension ladder. No one knows why.
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